Even though we're FlexMillionaires we still wanna take time to shoutout everybody who has helped us along the road.
Portuguese People
You know we still have to rep our heritage. PORTUGAL KICKS ASS!! OK yes, from time to time we do get along with those dumb porgins from the club, but this isn't one of them. They are just being really stupid, they don't appreciate NADA! If they don't start getting there act together you're gonna see a whole new FleXXX Friday at a whole new location. Maybe better, maybe worse? I couldn't tell you. We have had a few offers to move, but I guess we just can't get enough of these crazy people. Anyway, for their wacky porgin antics, they get 2 "sardinhas" down, this week. Log in next week to see what those silly porgins are doing. Same fob time, same fob channel.
....some portuguese humour written by who else but... Mike
YOU KNOW YOU'RE PORTUGUESE.......
1...if all your older cousins are married and you still end up going to thirty weddings a year, stand up and be proud 'cause you're Portuguese.
2...if your grandma spends over 80% of her pension on long distance phone calls to Portugal...you are definitely Portuguese...give yourself 5 points if your whole family is in Canada...WHO THE FUCK IS SHE CALLING, ANYWAY?
3...if all of your younger cousins learned to swear before they learned to read...just a guess, but you're Portuguese
4...oh yeah, if they get away with it because no one in your family speaks English...then you sir or madam are Portuguese
5...if you have at least 3 cases of Tony's Good Pop waiting on your veranda, right now....drink up buddy 'cause you're Portuguese
6...if you can walk into any sports bar on Dundas and identify at least 3 relatives...FACE IT, you're Portuguese.
7...if the only time your parents use the BAR B Q is to cook sardinhas...HA HA HA you're Portuguese.
8...if your parents have replaced winter, spring, summer and fall with Christmas, chorico making, trip to Portugal and wine making, as the 4 seasons...Hey big guy, you're Portuguese
9...if your drapes at home suspiciously smell like curry...then your Portuguese parents are really Pakistani...oh well, close enough!
10...if half of your friends dropped out in grade2...Sorry chum, you're Portuguese.
11...if you went to school and wrote in your journal that your mom shops at "o shtore dos cornos" or "onashteds" and you eat food from "galinha do velho"...it might be a coincidence, but I think you're Portuguese.
12...if all of the men in your family are construction workers and all of the women are cleaning ladies...wake up buddy, you're Portuguese.
13...if you are currently enrolled in therapy because you shriek at the sight of "shinelas" or "wooden spoons"...don't look now, but you're Portuguese.
14...if you eat cozido on Sundays and your grandmother knows one hundred and one ways to cook "bacalhau"......even your doctor knows it, you're Portuguese
15...if you think that Portugal has the best soccer team ever during the regular season, but then automatically assume yourself Brazilian when they don't make it to World Cup.......though this might not happen this year, history show's that you're 100% Portuguese.
...more to come
